For those with an advanced degree in irony, why not present your credentials with style? (Without leaving out the type-embellishment sword of Damocles suspended over the back!)

The design was inspired by Washington Post reviewer Daniel Mallory's santimonious (and self-parodying) dismissal of the AV Club's perceived snark. If he thought the site was bad, wait until the master practitioners (the forum users) have their way with him by way of rebuttal.